Friends:

I have now openly declaired  war on our known enemy The Morris Dancer. The decission to do so has been made after the one with the pulled hamstring defected back to his gaylord passtime with my local bunch of mambypamby Morris folk.

I regret to have to inform you that 1st blood has been drawn in their favour.

Earlier today,whilst walking about town,a car pulled up close to me and I was mercilessly heckled IN PUBLIC by the Ham stringed one, this violation of my human rights will not be forgotten nor will it go un-punished.

Rules of engagement: ( these rules will be publised on a new page and all acts of war will be posted as and when they happen)

To arms my friends, the game is afoot.......

HORNBLOWER.

 


Comments

Pulled Hamstring
Sat, 23 Feb 2008 08:31:49
AHOY AHOY Hornblower!

Be nice to me.I know where you live

Hey Nonney Nonney!!!!!!
 

HORNBLOWER
Sat, 23 Feb 2008 09:09:55
Damn you. I was the one who gave you help in your hour of need and this is how you repay me. I will never be nice to you whilst you prance about like a 3 year old girl dressed in her fairy outfit. Now be gone......
 

Wizawaz
Sat, 23 Feb 2008 13:18:25
SEEEEEEEE!!!!! Didnt I tell you,you were being too soft with Hammy,giving him a lift.......shame on you!!!Led you into a false sense of security and you didnt even have your stickers on you to fight back.

Havent games of chequers taught you any tactics? Fisticuffs thats whats needed here...........

Pendelfin perch at the ready!!! At all times!!!
 




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