Fear not I have not lost my mind.

I saw an ex Morris Dancer today, a chap known to me,struggling through the fog and in some distress. I turned my van and went back to him and asked what ailed him, seems he pulled a ham string playing rugby or Hockey or netball or something like that, More likely doing some gaylord dance with bells on I thought, so I offered him a lift to where he was going. I asked him how his Morris Dance classes were coming along and he informed me that he had quit due to the embarrassment it caused his children, POWER TO THE CHILDREN!  I'm sure hes still one of them at heart though but will use this contact to gain insider information on these wierd buggers.

Oh yes I will be the 1st to put myself forward for front line duties for heavy is the head that wears the crown.

 


Comments

Brother Spode
Wed, 20 Feb 2008 11:12:59
Take care GM you don`t get ensared yourself.Your brave self sacrifice of fighting the good fight from within might turn a bit pear shaped.Like that bloke from the bible or the one in Colditz who pretended he was mad and ended up completely bonkers.You will need all your steely resolve and granite like will power to be able to overcome them,that is why it is vital that we brothers and sisters support you in any way we can.
All Hail Hornblower
 

HORNBLOWER
Wed, 20 Feb 2008 12:58:43
Fear not Brother Spode, I have spent many years in the wilderness awaiting my time to strike, to redress the balance between them and us, I had the calling many years ago but went in to denial, yet the urge within grew ever strong like the rampant erection of a bull at cow on season, in the end I had to act, ejaculate if you like, yes I had to cum forth and lead what I hope will be a billion sperm of LAMD members on a quest to rid, not just this land but lands beyond of Fools in frocks and clogs and dare I say even Leiderhosen ( Spelling of Leiderhosen not spell checked) Oh yes, they lurk in many forms, the Germanic hybrid has not escaped my attention.
 

Brother Spode
Wed, 20 Feb 2008 15:30:35
Doner und blitzen!The filthy swine.

Now I realise the true meaning of what my father said to me all those years ago.Be wary son,he said.Of men with hankies and especially those wearing leather trousers.They may say they want to be chums but instead of offering them the hand of friendship kick them in the pipes.

All hail the Grand Member of the Grand Master!
 

Pulled Hamstring
Sat, 23 Feb 2008 00:43:30
Its been said before but while you lot are sitting in front of your geekie computers Im out pulling the birds and getting free beer!!!
 

HORNBLOWER
Sat, 23 Feb 2008 01:52:06
Judging by the title of your post here,the only thing you pull is a hamstring and when you say free beer,dont you mean real ale from a pewter tankard. I should have let you walk you,you,you Morris Dancer you,your own children are ashamed of you,SHAME UPON YOU.
Thats it now. Take this to your leaders.

WAR DECLARATION:
I HORNBLOWER, Grand Master of the League Against Morris Dancers, declare cyber war on The Tarka Morris Dancers and all their allies.Photographic evidence and eye witness accounts of your monsterous acts will be posted here for all to see.

The Leage are mobilised.........

WE MARCH................
 

Wizawaz
Sat, 23 Feb 2008 13:07:17
Front line duties???!!! Me thinks a Grand officer should lead from the rear.....(can plan attack then)...and as for giving Hamstring alift shame on you to feel sorry for him......going soft now,Tut!!
 

Mentalas
Thu, 06 Mar 2008 23:09:50
FFS man theyr'e only having harmless fun! Tis better than sitting around a dark and dank pub drinking foul tasting ( I'm a Becks and Tequila man meself) real ale and talking shite.

You're all as mad as rats, ye daft buggers!;-)

Great blog tho'
 




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