I had a thought today, a sad and terrible thought. Morris Dancing children!!!!!!!

Oh yes friends they exist. All I can think is that the Adult dancers force their children to dress like twats and then parade them about up their local High Streets to be ridiculed by all their school mates next Monday morning in the play ground.

What shame these poor children endure. This cannot be right, this cannot go un punished, For this I may bring about the creation of a,

Child of the Morris photo board just so we too can laugh and point fingures at these juvenile fools.

 


Comments

Roderick Spode
Tue, 19 Feb 2008 13:26:52
Yikes!This means that not only do these sweaty farting terpsichorian twonks sully the sanctity of the pub but they may drag their offspring in with them.Demanding in loud shrill voices for coca cola or other such shite!
 

HORNBLOWER
Wed, 20 Feb 2008 00:16:04
Quite so Roderick Spode however I dont think these fools would let their children drink coka cola, I'm sure they would have them drinking some fruits of the forrest type juice drink or a J2O.
 

Pulled Hamstring
Sat, 23 Feb 2008 00:15:13
While you lot sit in front of your geekie computers Im out pulling the women and getting free beer!!!!
 

wizawaz
Sat, 23 Feb 2008 13:01:58
R u really sure that it is the adults who force the children to dress like twats? The children watch programmes u know........ like Camberwick green.
 




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