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I HOPE TO HAVE A, L.A.M.D. MESSAGE BOARD SET UP SOON.
HORNBLOWER
This from a true supporter of the cause
Comments: I thought Tarka was an otter? LOL Is this Weebly (your spelling mistake) website going to be updated then? But have you really studied them? I mean,have you joined in with their frollicking? Have you expierienced the clever Hankerchief chucking from their perspective,ermmm well have you? You might find you'll actually enjoy it,LOL especially as they drink real ale.
Was Moment of mockery...... the photos you see... they had me feeling totally bright and breezy. Damn outrage I say!!! They definately shouldnt be called Morris men. PANSIES thats what they should be called and left out in the fields to pansy to their little hearts content, with bells and sticks on.
p.s your encouraging more photos,LOL...More Gayiety and persil advert type photos? Have you gone mad!!!! I know what it is, its the Hey Nonney Nonney songs your having to endure...ear plugs at the ready,Damn outrage I say!!! Damn awful knee knocking bells and clacking sticks.
Wizawaz ;-)
The comment below seems to have come from some one who probably lives in a house thats made of straw and cow shit for walls.
Comments: MORRIS DANCING RULESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Comment: what would you find worse, clog dancers or morris dancers????
" All the same to me mate". Morris Dancers wear clogs.
Comments: can i interest you in our services, for future purposes, we offer a great deal of services such as morris dancing lessons and hiring morris dancers for a party.
No you cannot interest me in any of that kinda crap.
Comment: Does the L.A.M.D intend to open a branch in Australia? We have a large Morris ring not far from where I live.
NO! Most of the Morris Dancers in Australia were deported from this country in the 1st place however I would be interested in seeing some pics and getting transcripts of their folk songs. Do they sing about Kangaroos,Koalas and Billabongs. We suffer enough here with Rolf Harris and that Everage woman.
Comments: I read your history of Morris Dancing with great interest.My great grandfather remembered tales of The Sheepshagars of Saint Asaph,a very similar group in someways.Their activities are shrouded in the mists of time but I will try to get more information if you are interested.Sheepshagaring literally means Dancing with sheep with lambs tails tied on your head,by the way.
regards.Roderick Spode.
Hello Roderick Spode and welcome to the LAMD. I, and no doubt the others that visit here would love to hear more about this Morris Dance fetish The Sheepshaggers of Saint Asaph, indeed if the content is sufficient a page could be dedicated to it, Im sure that during my research into the History of Morris Dance I will again stumble across this rather strange sect of mad bastards.
Please feel free to join the league.
Kindest Regards.
Hornblower
Comments: i used to quite like morris dancers, but youve convinced me. Mrs Goatcabin.
I make a very strong case Mrs Goatcabin. Welcome to the L.A.M.D.
Name: Reg Hastings
Comments: This bile-filled contempt for the beared ones comes from deep within you. Your hatred of the light footed, gayly dressed ones is legendary. May I hazard a guess you were rodgered by a bearded one on a real ale fueled rampage? Tampered with as a child by one of them, perhaps? What drives this hatred?
One other thing mr hornblower, I caution against your quest to infiltrate the ranks of these bearded ones. Some of those beards are fearsome sights. Can you imagine being trapped in a room with say a dozen of the hideous growths, all a twitching with anticipation. What punishment they could mete out to you with those grizzly growths doesn't bear thinking about!! The infamous "cat o nine tails" seems gentle compared to THE BEARDS!
Reg.
I thank you for your comments but have to inform you that NO I was not Rodgered by a beardie one as a child on a real ale fueled rampage. ITS JUST THEM!!!!!!! WHAT THEY DO AND WHERE THEY DO IT AND WHY THEY DO IT.......
Also may I thank you for your advice Re Infiltration, I will impregnate them in any way I see fit.
Kindest Regards.
HORNBLOWER
From the desk of Brother Spode.
Comments: Ive written this song which could be used by the brothers and sisters at social occassions .
AHEM...."Run morris run morris run run run,Hornblower`s aiming his gun gun gun.
His lethal weapon will stop your evil ways.So run morris run morris run run run."
It may help to sing it when moral is low with no apparent end in sight
All hail HB the GM
An excelent comment Brother Spode, it has been adopted as our anthem untill something better comes forth.
Many thanks for your continued interest in the cause.
Comment: FFS man theyr\'e only having harmless fun! Tis better than sitting around a dark and dank pub drinking foul tasting ( I\'m a Becks and Tequila man meself) real ale and talking shite.\r\n\r\nYou\'re all as mad as rats, ye daft buggers!;-)\r\n\r\nGreat blog tho\'
Not quite sure what to make of that, but thanks for your input.
Comments, From Gertrude the cow that escaped! How the double devil dare these Morris Dancers try to get away with it. Should not be allowed.
I am currently composing a lyric that will send The pretender, Mr. Roderick Spodes off into cyber space.
It could take some time as I am still learning how to read and write.
Mind you, I do know how to jump up and down and twirl the odd stick or two.
I need help, desperatly..........
HHHHHHHHEEEELLLLPPPPPPPPPPP.
Gertrude, you are amongst friends here. Im beginning to think that Morris Dance may now be some sort of infection caught by weak willed and unsound of mind persons but you are in the right place to get help. I have enrolled you as a member. Look to us, for support.........NOW BACK AWAY FROM THE STICKS!!!!!!!