THE WAR OFFICE

Members should contact H.Q. with their  tales of attacks and covert op's. Attacks on our members should also be told.

..........Rules of engagement..........

The L.A.M.D. is a non violent organisation run by covert means only. Our aim is the public humiliation of these beardie folk music loving,dressed like numptie fools that sit listening or singing to daft songs with one finger in their ear.

No member of the L.A.M.D. is to use physical violence against the dancers.

L.A.M.D. members may in any way they can take the piss outta these twonks but abusive language will be frowned upon.

It is the duty of every L.A.M.D. member to at some point accidently spill a drink of lager over a Morris Dancer.

A Morris Dancer kill will only be registered if the L.A.M.D. member either, Steals the pewter tankard of a Morris Dancer spills a  drink of lager on a Morris Dancer, steals a nonney stick, handkerchief of set of bells from a Morris Dancer. Any member doing so will be listed in a hall of fame. The capture of a Morris Tankard will result in the highest decoration. The L.A.M.D.  HORNBLOWER CROSS.

It is the duty of every L.A.M.D. member to frequent places that the Morris is known to inhabit whilst going about it's mad passtime. Notices of the L.A.M.D. site should be placed on the notice boards of known pubs that let these mentalists in.

That is all for now.

HORNBLOWER.......

Account of attacks:

Saturday Feb 23rd 2008. HORNBLOWER verbaly abused in public by a known Morris Dancer.

Retaliation attack Saturday Feb 23rd 2008 Night time covert op's

Blanket bombing with LAMD notices on the 2 known sympathiser pubs in my local area, given the web link to other possible like minded individuals who may join the cause.

 

Infiltration attack Friday March 14th 2008.

Got one over on the daft buggers. Have got L.A.M.D site listing placed on one of their own web sites.

http://www.morrisdancers.net/

Check out their guest book and click on HORNBLOWERS thread, then click on web site tab top right of the thread. I think thats 2/1 to us........